I'll kick it off with a bid of 1000 XMR. I know that's below your starting bid but perhaps if we start there we can get somewhere, if that's fine?
You do realize that you've just placed a bid of ~$43 000 USD, right? The second best offer is $200, followed by $100.
Meh, it's only money. As in the case of many early XMR investors it's free money at that.
I'm certain that the auction will pick up a bit and we'll see an influx of XMR users willing to pay good money for this magnificant piece. There is and only ever will be one true King. Hold this coin and you'll be closer to him than ever.