I need help understanding how this thing works. Am I able to buy bitcoins out right and if so where do I get them. Someone please explain mining to me. How is it done?
FEED ME LIKE A LITTLE BOY, GIVE ME BIG BOY ANSWERS WHEN I DEMAND THEM DAMMIT!!! I WON'T FUDGING BOTHER TO READ A SINGLE PAGE OF TEXT ABOUT THE PROJECT, FROM THE ORIGINAL PROJECT PAGE, WIKI, FORUMS, WHATEVER, AND I WILL ALSO BLAME YOU LATER FOR ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE THAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, BECAUSE I'M THAT KIND OF GUY!!!!