Scumbag - you are a lowlife worm, with as much class as a house fly vomiting on rotting meat.

I feel sorry for you, you are so small time and insignificant. At least I know you will die lonely, you sad fuck.

Little boy who got bullied at school, and never got a girlfriend, eh?

Hah - enjoy your triumph, it is too small for anyone but you to appreciate.

Small change for a small man - in every way, no doubt.

You couldn't afford my time, so I won't give you any more for free. 

You're an insignificant little cunt.

I feel better now.