Unfortunately, there will be no compiling of any sort on this Windows machine, its not set up for dev.
Does that mean I am pretty much SOL until I have time to do that?
I had the exact same issue (Windows 7 x64 running 13.4). It is the 13.4 AMD drivers. For some reason AMD removed 13.1 from their site, but if you do a search on the internet you can find the 13.1 drives and download it. That fixes the issue. No more crashing