I'm lazy ass shit i took a quick look at shift and bought 500$ of it some time ago now it's worht like 4-5k.
Could someone sum it up for me what exactly is it about to convince me to hold it instead of dumpin?
Update: if someone sums it up nicely enough for me, i'll give them 10$ worth of shift

Haha...my time to shine.
At first I thought Shift was vaporware too, and shit. It turns out it is just a young project. They have one MAJOR pivot point that they need to cross, and once they do, you will see Shift be worth sooo much more. You will have to read the article to know what this pivot is.
I explain Shift's weakness/strengths and talk with the developers here:
http://currypto.club/hello-world/btc_shift/shift-an-ipfs-based-coinI'll be here to answer any more questions.
After I wrote this, I personally bought 1 BTC worth of Shift, and will be holding.