That's the truth I thought I was going to hear, I just wanted to be sure.

A local ATM huh? I'll have to look into that. Thanks!

EDIT: Ha! There is 1 Bitcoin ATM in my entire city, owned by National Bitcoin ATM. Seems legit. Machine takes cash, I just verify with an SMS to my pre-paid (which is not under my name) and into whatever digital wallet I give it a QR code for, so I can do it straight into my Shadow Wallet. Awesome!