I need 0.5 BTC loan to pump up my new crypto product store CoinGears.com.

In return:

30% of all profits for the life of the store + the full loan back in 2 months.

Any takers? I've been a contributor to this forum since 2014. I'm the original owner of BitcoinValues.net; one of the first bitcoin blogs that was sold to 99bitcoins.com. I have a proven track record.