Yes, guys, he asks that you please don't waste his time. He won't send first, being the trusted and illustrious member he is, and anything less than $50 is a waste of his time. He needs big bucks and to top it all it must be 1:1.

Let's all not forget that he wants to pay with PayPal. Of course, this trusted newbie won't reverse the payment. How dare we suspect him of being dishonest! Let's all sign up on Skype and send him bitcoins upfront. We were all born yesterday, weren't we?