LOL right?! and i would be remiss to pay someone in stock; if bitcoin hits 10k that 5 cents turns to 10 cents. personally, im not trying to give anyone a damned bit of my bitcoin, please have some inflationary USD  

Great idea, but I think the majority of youtube posters thrive on the comments section being free. i will never pay to comment; someone could talk shit about my mom and I would stare at the video and be like "man, thats cold, but they arent getting my btc. mom will be alright". I would, however, pay 2 cent for youtube not to loudly advertise shit at me that I will never buy (I have a phone, youtube/google. im not going to buy another one until this one breaks. back off, mang)

This is essentially reverse Steemit. You have something here, incentivize people to post somehow (maybe the most prolific/upvoted posters get a daily/weekly leaderboard prize?)