But back in the Victorian days, there was 12 pence in one shilling, and 20 shillings in one pound. That means one penny was £0.00416... and not £0.01.
Also, tupence is just two pence, and fiver and tenner are just 5er and 10er. If we follow this logic, then the most suitable names would be millies and mickeys, since they come from the suffix (milli- and micro-).
nice knitpicking, now for my counter offer.
NONE
i wont get personal. but back to the topic at hand sticking with bitcoins as 100,000,000 satoshi and a satoshi as 0.00,000,001 bitcoin. should be enforced. and then having other names inbetween wont be confusing.
but changing the decimal values of what a bitcoin/satoshi is.. now that is confusing