If you need it, I can write cheesy English very well. Brilliant fluid mindfull's of poetic satisfaction are best served with succulently* interesting yet well presented bites of technical elucidation.

* Succulently - not really a word, me thinks.

Other prowess:
 - Versed in all the arts of search and organic domination.
 - Intriguingly good at understanding and communicating abstract technical detail.
 - Willing to be paid in crypto.

By the way, I like your project as well and am working on my own byteball based wonder. We shall see if it comes to life with a little lightning...