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The type of payments you will send and receive, including the type of
goods or services you will accept payments for in the future.
Below you will find suggested affidavit language. Please make sure that the
requested affidavit is signed and notarized.
I the undersigned do affirm that I understand and will comply with PayPal's
policy regarding the use of PayPal Accounts to sell e-currency, such as
bitcoins, bitcoin mining units, and other related bitcoin products. I
understand that PayPal may not be used to sell e-currency, such as
bitcoins, bitcoin mining units, and other related bitcoin products. I
further affirm that any further detected violation of the policy may result
in the immediate closure of, or restriction to access to the account.
I have to admire the preposterous way they make you jump through hoops just to re-enable access to
your money. The classic "Write 100 times on the blackboard" punishment.
We look forward to hearing from you and thank you for choosing PayPal as
your business partner.
And this completes the shit sandwich.
Truly, this organization needs to die in a fire.
I'm glad we can all contribute to that end.