If it makes you feel better it is possible I could someday be a Jew years from now. Modern Orthodox Judaism is a very logical faith and their lifestyle is very healthy.
Really? I don't think that they accept any new entry if your mother is not jew, even if you hack your dick. I thought about this move myself in order to gain a second passport, but it seems that only russian mafiamen are allowed in.
No you can convert but its a lot of work and involves significant lifestyle changes.
I have hijacked the Wall Observer thread quite enough for one day so I will now bow out of this discussion. Thank you all for your patience I felt this was too important an issue to leave unchallenged even if it was off topic.