Don't worry, this is the general purpose thread where anything happens. But if you manage to become a jew please let us know how.
KThx
I can't quite tell if you are serious or not.
Its not some sort of secret society it's a religion. I am not trying to convert but the steps are well known for those with genuine interest.
http://www.wikihow.com/Convert-to-JudaismJews(at least some) dislike people that are not from a "pure" jewish lineage, if your father or or grandpa was not Jew, then you'll suffer prejudice. Must be worse with converted people.
So want to join the Jews without a pure jewish lineage wouldn't be too diferent than want to join the nazi party without pure arian lineage.