Damn. I didn't factor all those boating accidents.
There was actually only one accident. We all decided to have a Monero meet-up on a small fishing boat in treacherous waters. Many fortunes were lost that day.
To think it all started with a three hour tour!
Sung to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song:
The weather started getting rough,
But the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
Monero would be lost.
Monero would be lost.