Century 21 Agent: I understand that you're looking to buy a house close to an elementary school, Mr. BADecker?
BADecker: Yes, that's right.
Century 21 Agent: How many children do you have?
BADecker: None, yet.
BADecker: Yes, that's right.
Century 21 Agent: How many children do you have?
BADecker: None, yet.
LMAO
I'm having trouble topping this one, with apologies to BADicker... I meant Decker.
Hey's one on BobLaw ...
"That goddamn gay black lawyer-cum-rancher painted most my brown cows again.
All thanks to last decade's state motto - Come to Montana and Enjoy the Snowflakes."