Re: Agonizing situation. It's like bitcoins have their own will. Stupid problems.
Consider buying gold with the bitcoins and have it sent to you physically. Gold is easy to sell under the table.
Maybe this would be something? http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4924.jpg
Bumping and asking for opinions here!
Yes. Weight at the equator is about 0.5% less than it is at the poles.
You just need to find a way to transport the gold (or anything else bought/sold by weight) at a cost less than 0.5% of the purchase price.