they would simply build their own mining rigs, and most likely of a configuration they never sold or advertised so as to remove any doubt.
They can't even build a proper jalapeno. You're surmising that they can throw together enough hashing power to bail themselves out of this mess in the next couple months? How? Lots of imaginary minirigs? You think they can just whip up an ASIC farm and make themselves solvent again? How about 2 or 3 farms to make the 1000 BTC charity donation they promised while they're at it.
Again, people told me this class would be useless but psych 101 proves useful again. You're delusional.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome