Only because I don't honestly know how to handle all the details and make everything go smooth. I actually am quite sorry for that.
No worries, friend. In the future if you need help you should just ask one of us. A lot of us would be happy to help you set up a sale thread - we could give you the text and formatting for you to literally copy and paste into a thread.
It's a pretty helpful bunch here (most of us). Some of us are curmudgeons.