Haha guys this file is not malicious. I think Virustotal is probably getting false positives. I'm surprised no one tried any other scanners, but I did just to double check in case there was that I, myself didn't know about. Screenshot below. I used http://virusscan.jotti.org/ which checks with Sophos, ESET, F-Secure and Kaspersky to name a few.
Well if you do decide to have a look at it, let me know what you think. Cheers.

http://i.imgur.com/BeJbvDk.png | Results page.