Alright, this project is going to require a bit more time. The scope of this project has become bigger than I originally expected.
I am working now with a small team of IRL friends and based on the past week's progress, we expect to be ready within the next month but I do not want to set a deadline for fear of missing it again, I do not want to ruin this project entirely by continuously giving false deadlines.
If any experienced C++ programmers want to join our team we would happy to welcome you on board (no cut/paste programmers please).
We thank you for your patience and we apologize for the inconvenience (again).
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True, they will buy anything even if it's a testnet coin.
Pff. Bitcoin snobs.

Yeah, clearly everyone wants it for the monies, not because it's one of the rare coins that's actually being planned out and announced with new features more than 24 hours before its release.