Do you run an escort service?
Reading your post was very interesting to me...I've been trying to come up with what your business could possibly be and that's the best I can do.
No, not an escort service. BDSM dungeon, strictly legal and non-sexual. If you want to start a new threat about adult Bitcoin businesses I'd be happy to offer some input, but escort services are a pretty bad idea for a few reasons.
Bitcoins would seem like the ultimate currency for this industry for many of the reasons you describe/
Actually they create a lot of problems that will have to be solved. Adult oriented businesses (even the totally legal ones like mine) are tolerated so long as we are VERY well behaved, stay within both the letter and the spirit of the law, and pay our taxes on time and in full to the last dime. Anything else and you are just asking for trouble.