Ethereums only actual real use case thus far has been issuing ICO's. Billions worth of ICO tokens have been deployed by Ethereum's smart contracts.
Bro, it's not issuing ICOs, it's providing smart contract technology and facilitating its use - and that's insane!
It makes it the father of digital assets imho. You're presenting it as if smart contracts were useless
It's the people issuing ICOs, not Ethereum... That kinda proofs the demand.