The scary part is how all anybody needs to do is memorize the vocab words:

Blockchain, Blockstream, Bitcoin Core, Hash Power, Miners, Algorithm, Hardfork, Lightning Network, Segregated Witness, Segwit, Segwit2x, Transactions, UASF, UAHF, Decentralized, Big Blocks, Small Blocks, GitHub, Full node, Fees, etc.

AND THEN, input all these vocabulary words into this "Mad Libs" at this link: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/7a/0b/797a0b7247932cd429dfd117e5eab463.jpg

And you become a pro in no time! Check it out:

"There are many DECENTRALIZED ways to choose an ALGORITHM to read. First, you could ask for recommendations from your friends and MINERS. Just don't ask UAHF--they only read CENTRALIZED codes with BIG BLOCKS. If your friends and family are no help, try checking out the BLOCKSTREAM review in The New York Times. If the LIGHTNING NETWORK featured there are too CENTRALIZED for your taste, try something a little more low-BLOCKCHAIN, like BIG BLOCKS: The MINERS Magazine, or HASH POWER Magazine. You could also choose a book the BITCOIN CORE-fashioned way. Head to your local library or GITHUB and browse the shelves until something catches your HARDFORK. Or, you could save yourself a whole lot of HASH POWER trouble and log on to www.BITCOINCORE.org, the SEGREGATED WITNESS new website to DECENTRALIZATION for FULL NODES! With all the time you'll save not having to search for TRANSACTIONS, you can mine SMALL BLOCKS more FEES!"

Never worry that your newbie friends will think you're a newb ever again!