But I am just criticizing it's privacy technology, which is very weak in my opinion.
Well, crack it and claim the bounty. Should be simple really.
I can't. But just because I can't that doesnt mean that an adversary with sufficient resources can't.
Somebody who taps all ISP's can easily deanonimize Dash, and it doesn't even have to be a Government. I can even be a 3rd party company that works with the ISP, who can then sell that data in the black market.
Dash is not anonymous, I have done my research on it, you should too.