I've had a few people PM me about this, so here we are.

Perhaps you have no idea how to program, but want to create a coin. Maybe you want a fun coin to use amongst your friends, or you think of it as a get rich quick scheme? Now you can live the dream! For a reasonable fee I will design, create, and compile your own custom altcoin according to whatever specifications you provide. After that, you are free to do whatever you like with it. Provide your own graphics, or I'll design them for you for an extra fee.

Development will start immediately after payment, and a final product (source + binaries) will be delivered within 48 hours. PM me for pricing and availability.