you cant send me your soul while you are still alive dork  

i will take possession after you die. in the unlikely even that such a thing as a soul exists you will be my ethereal servant for all of eternity . Granted it is pretty unlikely that such a thing as a soul exists but ill pay 10 cents on the off chance it does considering the magnitude of the reward should it happen to be a thing that exists. I'll send payment later this afternoon sometime.