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Who are you again?
Sounds like I should get myself listed on MPEx so I can live forever and dominate over everyone else that didn't list themselves there.
I hope you could hear me all the way up there on your high horse. If not I'll be glad to get a step-ladder and/or a megaphone.
I don't think listing means what you think it does. Also reading probably isn't quite as painful and difficult as you make it out to be.