I never said that Dash itself is useless, I am just totally unsatisfied with it's privacy promises.
However it can't be worse than BTC or LTC for that matter, in fact in some aspects it's better. And it's relatively cheap.
So that is some potential value there. If Dash would integrate mandatory privacy like Monero did, then it could easily reach the value of ETH.
Also to mention that Monero made their privacy model sacrificing some other aspects: (bringing problems that already have BTC, but without nobody using it ):
-Scaling. During the recent xmr pump the blocks were nearly full already with much less TX/day than btc. (and tx accumulation in mempool)
-Fee. Did you saw that monero have the highest average fee per transactions?