Sigh. The number of butthurt complaints seem to be going towards ad nauseum (the last one was 2-3 days ago?). What actually blemishes this forum is that theymos allows for such threads to exist. 
I have solid evidence that Lauda lives in either Liberland, Rojava, Sealand or North Sudan. It is also a hermaphrodite.
I can neither confirm nor deny this to be the truth.* Lauda slowly packs their bags. 