I agree. Far, far too much to ask, hence the nightly milling of https://minkiz.co/noodlings/spr/bootstrap.dat.xz

Unfortunately the majority of users are obviously purists as they exhibit disdain for such inessentials as bootstrap.dat, choosing instead to tough it out on first principles, syncing from the network. One cannot help but stand back and admire such personal sacrifice of time and effort, even if it is rather pointless. People do like to suffer, I've found, especially when they think they ought to.

Cheers

Graham