My dear little dwarf friend, you must be relatively new to trolling on a public forum, so i'm gonna forgive your very very poor attempt at it.

May i suggest you take notes from Icey's trolling posts, his posts are all aiming at one specific goal : trying to get an emotional response from the community he is trolling. Now i have to admit his success rate is a bit at the low side, but i do think he could be a good sensei to you. It could take you several years but with hard work and endurance, i'm sure you will get there one day.