The most annoying things about cat is
Bladder walking -
When youre just starting to wake up, your cat senses it, and promptly begins walking back and forth across your lower abdomen. At that point you realize that you need to go to the bathroom OMG RIGHT NOW! this is so annoying.
Glasses schmutzing -
Cats loves nothing more than rubbing her nose all over the glasses to prove her love.
Arm draping-
One of my friend have three cats. All three of cats enjoy this particular sport. It begins with a nose pushed under the quilt, to which he respond by lifting the blanket. Their response to this is supposed to be to push themselves further under the blanket and snuggle up next to my chest, but half the time he end up holding the bed linens up while all the precious body heat Ive accumulated since parking myself under the blankets dissipates into the cool winter air. The other half of the time they crawl right under and make themselves comfortable by making biscuits (with their nice, sharp claws) on my thin pajamas.