Now we are in a thread where we can be a little off topic I thought I would mention I have come home from work and had a nice shower, put some clean clothes on and feel good.

My wife says ok, one has the kids and the other does dinner. Of course I opted for kids, I hate doing dinner. I then ask my 2 yr old to go into the living room and I then pick up my 1 month old baby boy.....


He then projectile vomits 3 times all over me. We are both totally covered and I mean absolutely drenched.

I had 2 options and I should have chosen dinner.