P.S. I'm still srsly of the opinion that as *soon* as multi-sig hits, we will see coinbase announce XMR as their next coin...

Monero on Coinbase? I know that Coinbase wouldnt be able to see where the money came from, but otherwise none of Moneros privacy features would be helpful (Coinbase could keep a log of where you send your money, and probably would). Besides, I just dont think that Coinbase an anonymity go well together, although I guess I could be wrong...