Still though, the anonymity of Monero is its biggest selling point and the only reason its more fungible than Bitcoin.
Duh. Could there be any other reason? Anonymity is the only way to guarantee fungibility in decentralized money.
If it weren't for anonymity then Monero would just be another useless altcoin.
You mean besides Monero's elastic block size and tail emission, right? Or are you saying there's no value in being able to scale on chain without years of political drama and contentious forks? I'm pretty sure Bitcoin would disagree.
What about Monero's CPU-friendly PoW? There's no value in that? The Pirate Bay and CBS's ShowTime seem to disagree with you there. I'm sure there will be more.