You owe me money. Now, pay up, or I'll put you in a cage.
I wrote it down, that makes it a law, right?
You know, and first I was like...woah!, but then- compared to pedestrian "Them foreigners is taking our jerbs!", your "Haha your laws are written on paper, I have paper too...THAT MEANS I CAN MAKE LAWS!" just kind of flies right off the political spectrum and dials the crazy up to an awesome 11.
You Sir, are full of Win.