∞m n∞m n∞m...
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Post of the year.
I have the abillity to make dirt into food with something called "seeds".
Are you monsanto?
Where is the infinite food coming from?
Is it only me or can I gift food to others?
What kind of food is it?
Local postapocaliptic interdimensional vat grown FEMA nutrient packet distribution sites located underneath walmart.
Your food is Quantum-DNA cryptologically encoded to feed only you, and only after purchase.
Hyperfood units made from lasers transmitted via fiberoptics.