I am looking for "dummy press here and there" instructions for making paper wallet and transferring BTC for safe keeps. Please no smart ass answer, doesn't help anyone except it makes responders look stupid.

Yes, I have searched it on google and I noticed (1) The article on bitcoin.it is somewhat useless, as it is seems to be written by a paranoid person who says everything except for how to do it. (2) A number of web-sites and video focus entirely on the beautiful printing instructions that mimic physical currency (nice!).

But what I do not get is -- what do I need to do transfer BTCs from my online account to the address coin address. Help!