noone cares about your message or opinion because you're clearly wrong
Speak for youself... oh wait, you did already:

Sorry all, went out with some friends last night and got trashed. Just now waking up and feeling like shit. Gonna start grading the campaign and paying out soon. Sorry for the delay
Yes I am an alcoholic.
But at least you did tell the truth. It is step #1 to recover of alcohol addictioñ.
You just scratched out the part where Yahoo said "1 time a year" hence resulting to the whole statement of being an alcoholic invalid. Thus it being a sarcastic statement.
Not sure why you've been targeting the guy, maybe a butt-hurt individual who was not accepted in an campaign he manages.