Haha that review is golden, genuinely funny. I want to send him some XBL so he can get back into tuna.
First, I wonder where he lives, cuz here in the U.S. (which it sounds like he is) SPAM is more expensive than Tuna. Lol, if you are investing $30 and buying at the highest point then complaining about losing $15, uhm, you are probably not an 'investor' but a crypto-noob who doesn't understand fluctuation. He should have given a contribution address cuz I'd send him 1k XBL right now just for providing his comedic service.