No wadded paper balls. However you can have your pick between a bag of shredded US currency or one red paperclip. What say you?
The irony of purchasing shredded US currency, for bitcoins is sooooo ironic... lol.
Since you plan to throw your money away... why not buy worthless money to "symbolically" throw it away, while keeping it as a collectible!
I have a bag of money that came pre-shredded from the US Treasury. After weeks of trying to tape it all together, I haven't gotten anywhere... I thought maybe someone else would like to try.