I will buy your Bitcoins from you.
I won't send cash but I can send you the next best thing, a money order!
You can cash it nearly anywhere or deposit it to your bank.
I'll buy any amounts from 200$ - 5,000$.
I am an incorporated LLC in the USA so you have nothing to worry about.
My rate would be mtgox last + 25%.
So 1250 USD in Bitcoin, you would receive 1000$ USD in the form of a money order.
This is the biggest ripoff I've ever heard of...