И ecли вce тaк и бyдeт, этo бyдeт oчeнь вeceлaя мeдвeжья лoвyшкa и биткoин лoмaнeтcя нa нoвыe xaи.
And if it does, it will be a very funny bear trap and bitcoin breaks into new hai.
And if it does, it will be a very funny bear trap and bitcoin breaks into new hai.
"Xaи" (singular "xaй") is a direct loanword from English, from "high". It's a jargonism, hence Google Translate fails to translate it.
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What we need is some people who can translate the really gnarly stuff.
How's your Russian?