And why would we want to do that segwit fixes most if not all of the outstanding bugs that satoshi was struggling with
Honest question what do you have against segwit ?
It removes ASICBOOST which is bad for Bitmain's monopoly on ASIC hardware manufacturing. That's why they are crying out loud desperately and trying to give the most damage to the original bitcoin with the hopes of gaining control of 80B$ market cap.
Luckily, smart money will always be smart and never feed those retards.