hey guys i want a btc loan of 10k. I'll be giving .1 btc on the first day, even though I know it's so obvious I'm requesting such a big amount. I also want to write a letter as collateral. I'll be repaying the loan in two hours from the date (What does that even mean?). With loan I'm going to buy: North Korea, a plane ticket to Europe, Logic, 20 HP EliteBooks (Did I mention I'm going to resell them for triple the price on Ebay?), a cow, a farm, 77 acres of land (You can have one acre, kay?), tons of altcoins, Vircurex, more BitCoins, love, anther loan, and finally: North America. Yup, gonna buy a whole continent with all that money. You can have 0.00001% of my profits, kay? Would I also like to mention I'm going to buy McDonalds? (You can only have 0.000000000001% of my profits there.)
Please guys. I want run away with that much money even though it's so obvious. Please send all of the funds to:

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By the way, would I like to mention I'm Dank's brother?