I would Uber during the night, trade by day. Offer to Ebay friend's stuff for 10-20% and recycle my soda cans!!

It will be the best way or take the money or to transact your bitcoin the value of the bitcoin is increasing more so the time is the perfect right now to gain more weight, the value of the bitcoin is increasing so spend your money in the bitcoin and try to get the huge amount of the bitcoin. If you will have some money you will get the chance to saver the bitcoin and spend the money so you will be able to make the high amount of the bitcoin.
uber during night would be awesome plan. i hope you wouldn't run into some robbers and take your car with them.

it did happen and saw it on the news.
the only way for someone to earn with bitcoin is to simply just earn btc and trade along the pumps and dumps, its never easy but if you are desparately in need of money, you'll get to learn it.
Anything do have the risk and if you do those moves in desperation it would either work out or even make the situation even worse. If you do really need money i cant think off that you would risk your money into something that you know that you would able to lose it up. Desperation times of money its much better to borrow into your loved ones or friends and promise them to pay up soon.