Your feedbacks are not good at all. Not only Lauda's but all of them.
So you come here and pretend that you offer a Lending Service just to "buy" a "new" Account. Sorry but that's not going to happen.
There is no way someone to trust you his Account or any kind of Collateral, with this Trust rating of yours.

Better to lock this Thread of yours and be gone...

Will likely run away with your account, escrow or don't deal with this user.