Taxes are no more a great thing than a band of thieves robbing a whole village and then using some of the loot to pay for a homeless family's dinner and shelter. It's still theft and it's still wrong.
Your trying to argue tax is theft? I agree I dont like it either and I wish it was less but still it literally pays for everything in your economy that functions well. Roads, schools, unemployment, government employment, healthcare
if you are lucky, and I am sure many more. Is it theft when you are able to go to school? Is it theft when you walk on a paved road rather than dirt? Do think about every side of the coin before you speak because your analogy
although probably speaks for a lot of individuals is way off base and massively incorrect.
Nothing done by government functions well. Best education is private, so as the roads and everything else. Government with its regulations destroys the economy so there are more unemployed and employed receive much less.