Haha, I appreciate the offer, but I'm not the most charismatic person vocally. I really do think you won't have a hard time finding people willing to do this though with the google searches I mentioned earlier. Lots of the posts are on Reddit so it would be easy to get ahold of the author. I still get replies to my complaints on there months later saying they still hadn't fixed the problems and were hoping I'd found a workaround in the mean time.